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The Story of Mister Knightly, Mister Madrigal and the Fantastic Mister Fox
Be not afraid...
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Created on 2006-10-02 22:16:13 (#11294238), last updated 2009-07-06
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Epic
ep·ic (eh-pick)
noun
1) An extended narrative poem in elevated or dignified language, celebrating the feats of a legendary or traditional hero.
2) A literary or dramatic composition that resembles an extended narrative poem celebrating heroic feats.
3) A series of events considered appropriate to an epic: the epic of the Old West.
adjective
1) Of, constituting, having to do with, or suggestive of a literary epic.
2) Surpassing the usual or ordinary, particularly in scope or size.
3) Heroic and impressive in quality.
[From Latin epicus, from Greek epikos, from epos, word, song. See word from Indo-European Roots.]
A Byzantine/Ottoman/Roman/Greek Historian/Writer/Officer-Soldier/Gentleman with a strong lunge, a taste for wine and symphonies as well as extremely hard rock music, extremely blue blues music and just about anything that may catch his eye. Likes to remind people not to mistake kindness for weakness, especially his own - but tends to be pretty good at being nice nevertheless.
"Be not overcome of Evil...
...but overcome Evil with Good."
Describe
the_epic in ONE word...
mencc1701: Byzantine (My heart sails with Keats!)
fleurdelista: Imperious
thirteenthstep: Idhitit (Is that one word, or three?)
uncut_diamond: Phil-tastique (I even get my own word!)
eco49rvra: Valiant
teamrodent: Senatorial
aphroditeishot: Purple (Imperial Porphyry - of course!)
firni: Paladin
myn_honora: Worthwhile
kickyou: Indescribable (An apt description, I thought!)
caliza: Fun
thatwordischaos: Carbon-based
kaserne: Adorable
shiranami: Elegant
dimethirwen: Amazinglyawesome
fuelharp: Prodigious
gaelic_flame: Chivalrous (I play a knight on TV!)
aesmael: Grandiose (The better of Kiev's gates!)
scintillated: Interesting
clarissa_fields: Witty (Give me some song and we have a deal!)
What are people saying about that
the_epic guy?
"Mister
the_epic is a strange case to me... with all he does I'm not sure whether to have him drawn and quartered or kiss him!"
- Edward the Longshanks (Edward I of England)
"
the_epic is a man of epic valor. He is my knight in shining turtle-necks."
-
kickyou
"Phil has seen my boobs."
-
malackey
"No matter how hard I try I have been unable to break this Sieur
the_epic under the terrible wheel of pain, nor bend his mind with the coals of justice. He has an unearthly constitution, likely blessed by some dark power."
- Inquisitor General Tomas de Torquemada (of The Spanish Inquisition)
"What if I like the quotes that are already there?"
"wtf, wanker! Just use the ones in your old userinfo!"
""Monsieur Flip me fait penser à ... une bonne tasse de thé. Il faut le diluer avec du miel pour qu'il soit comestible..." (Or something to that effect!)
"Phil is so vain, he thinks this song is about him."
"'Anyway You Want It' by Journey was written about him."
-
ifeverangelsbe
"The purest example I have yet found as to why only the iron fisted nobility should have any say on this world. A truly worrysome case."
- Nicolo Machiavelli
"
the_epic is a gentleman. If you like gentlemen, you have no excuse for not liking
the_epic! That is LOGIC and there is no contravening it."
-
recordbodycount (I'd like to see YOU get a comment out of her!)
"
the_epic has the testicular fortitude to be both dead sexy and a man of honor, breeding and intelligence. It's just not fair, so much knighthood, just one man."
-
agriking
"PAINTBALL WHORING MONKEY POOP THROWING COOKIE EATER!!!"
-
fuelharp
"Фил не знает что то я скажю." (Which may or may not be the case.)
"Pienso que él tiene un problema con sus pantalones." (Above statement repeated.)
- President Ehjay Miller
"Cuddle?"
-
raphsody606
"Dun - Dun - Dun - Dunnnnnnnnnn..." (Sonata Allegro)
- Ludwig van Beethoven
"*hic* I...I mean, we...Aww hell, what do I mean?! Yah, yah. We conquered the known...well, the unknown...the known world, TOGETHER!!! Such a glorious example of the Patracian line! WHERE'S MY WINE!! *hic*"
- His Imperial Majesty Augustus Caesar, Emperor of Rome
...only the splattered armour
and
ichor-stained sword
hinted at the unfathomable evil
the Knight had just
laid waste...
ep·ic (eh-pick)
noun
1) An extended narrative poem in elevated or dignified language, celebrating the feats of a legendary or traditional hero.
2) A literary or dramatic composition that resembles an extended narrative poem celebrating heroic feats.
3) A series of events considered appropriate to an epic: the epic of the Old West.
adjective
1) Of, constituting, having to do with, or suggestive of a literary epic.
2) Surpassing the usual or ordinary, particularly in scope or size.
3) Heroic and impressive in quality.
[From Latin epicus, from Greek epikos, from epos, word, song. See word from Indo-European Roots.]
A Byzantine/Ottoman/Roman/Greek Historian/Writer/Officer-Soldier/Gentleman with a strong lunge, a taste for wine and symphonies as well as extremely hard rock music, extremely blue blues music and just about anything that may catch his eye. Likes to remind people not to mistake kindness for weakness, especially his own - but tends to be pretty good at being nice nevertheless.
"Be not overcome of Evil...
...but overcome Evil with Good."
Describe
What are people saying about that
"Mister
- Edward the Longshanks (Edward I of England)
"
-
"Phil has seen my boobs."
-
"No matter how hard I try I have been unable to break this Sieur
- Inquisitor General Tomas de Torquemada (of The Spanish Inquisition)
"What if I like the quotes that are already there?"
"wtf, wanker! Just use the ones in your old userinfo!"
""Monsieur Flip me fait penser à ... une bonne tasse de thé. Il faut le diluer avec du miel pour qu'il soit comestible..." (Or something to that effect!)
"Phil is so vain, he thinks this song is about him."
"'Anyway You Want It' by Journey was written about him."
-
"The purest example I have yet found as to why only the iron fisted nobility should have any say on this world. A truly worrysome case."
- Nicolo Machiavelli
"
-
"
-
"PAINTBALL WHORING MONKEY POOP THROWING COOKIE EATER!!!"
-
"Фил не знает что то я скажю." (Which may or may not be the case.)
"Pienso que él tiene un problema con sus pantalones." (Above statement repeated.)
- President Ehjay Miller
"Cuddle?"
-
"Dun - Dun - Dun - Dunnnnnnnnnn..." (Sonata Allegro)
- Ludwig van Beethoven
"*hic* I...I mean, we...Aww hell, what do I mean?! Yah, yah. We conquered the known...well, the unknown...the known world, TOGETHER!!! Such a glorious example of the Patracian line! WHERE'S MY WINE!! *hic*"
- His Imperial Majesty Augustus Caesar, Emperor of Rome
and
ichor-stained sword
hinted at the unfathomable evil
the Knight had just
laid waste...
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Schools:
Trent University - Peterborough, ON, Canada (2000 - 2001)Carleton University - Ottawa, ON, Canada (2002 - 2006)
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